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TIFU by being a decent guy and making the right decision. NSFW
So...This happened last friday but w/e.
I have been hanging out with this girl for about a year now, lets call her "Yuki" who is by far the most attractive girl I have ever see (gave up being a model in Tokyo to study). So its a standard Friday, I go to the bar and meet up with a bunch of friends. We are all getting drunk and partying hard when "Yuki" comes up to me and says that she is very drunk and feeling bad and wants me to take her back to her place. In the taxi she was getting pretty frisky and playful which I can't lie and say I didn't like... BUT when she said she was very drunk was a HUGE understatement.
So anyways I carry her up stairs, get her into her place and set her on the couch. She said she was thirsty and that she felt like she was going to puke so I went and grabbed her a glass of water and a bucket. I walk into the living area and she is butt naked bent over the arm of the couch looking back at the doorway to the kitchen.
This girl is fucking fit. Kendo/tennis/swimming and yoga have left this girl in flawless condition. I almost died of massive blood loss upon entering the room. She looks over her shoulder at me and says "I want it bad...I have wanted it bad for so long... I NEEEEED IT" and then pukes horrible fruity cocktails all over her hair and couch.
I carried her to the bathroom and got her into the shower and after a few minutes so comes out and wraps her arms around me and kisses me the most nasty second hand cocktail ever. I moved back and kissed her forehead and said that we should try this again sometime when she isn't completely wasted. grabbed her some pjs and got her to bed, then let myself out.
apparently she didn't go to sleep... instead she txted her semi abusive ex. and now they are back together talking about getting married. FUCK MY LIFE.
TLDR: 10/10 girl gets wasted and tries to fuck me hard, I be the gentleman my mother raised and leave.
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