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IamA a palaeontologist at the Royal Tyrrell Museum in the Canadian Badlands of Alberta specializing in extinct predators, which means I know important things, like which dinosaur would win in a fight. AMA!

UPDATE: My colleague Dr. David Eberth (Senior Research Scientist) is helping me answer some of the questions. He'll be using my username as well, but he'll identify himself with "DAE" when he does. http://www.tyrrellmuseum.com/research/david_eberth.htm

UPDATE: I'm proud to announce that I just worked my first "Banana for scale" joke in this thread! http://imgur.com/Ck0LBNd (left one is the Jurassic Park version, middle one is a real raptor claw)

UPDATE: My colleague Dr. Don Henderson (Curator of Dinosaurs at the Royal Tyrrell museum) is helping me answer some of the questions. He'll be using my username as well, but he'll identify himself with "DMH" when he does. http://imgur.com/bu9fdK6

BIO: My name is Francois Therrien and I’m a professional paleontologist working out of the Dinosaur Capital of the World: Drumheller, Alberta in the Canadian badlands. I was part of the team that discovered and described the first feathered dinosaurs in North America, and through my studies, I’ve been able to demonstrate that the tyrannosaurus had the best-developed sense of smell of all meat-eating dinosaurs and the most powerful bite of all theropods. Now’s your chance to ask me anything you can think of about dinosaurs and other prehistoric monsters (e.g. who could absolutely eat a Lambeosaurus for breakfast, lunch and dinner).

Proof: http://imgur.com/JI0lRC5

Royal Tyrrel Museum Tweet: https://twitter.com/RoyalTyrrell/status/494215751163576321

My Bio: http://www.tyrrellmuseum.com/research/francois_therrien.htm

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LPT: How to pick up girls

Try this:

  1. Acquire several dozen limes.
  2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
  3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
  4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
  5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
  6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, "Sorry, I'm bad at Pickup Limes."
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