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My wife finally found out where I've been getting my frozen Snickers bars.
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took me back to her house where things got hot and heavy very quickly.
I bent her over the kitchen table and started going at it when suddenly we heard the front door open.
“Oh shit , it’s my boyfriend ! ” she exclaimed “Quick, use the backdoor” .
Now it’s at about this time I probably should have left..... ......but you just don’t get an offer like that every day.
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For the sake of argument assume that you travelled back 65 million years.
Now, could a modern day human survive in Earth's environment that existed 65 million years ago? Would the air be breathable? How about temperature? Water drinkable? How about food? Plants/meat edible? I presume diseases would be an non issue since most of us have evolved our immune system based off past infections. However, how about parasites?
Obligatory: "Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box 91 Ocean View, WA 99393. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before"
Edit: Thank you for the Gold.
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Actually, I was the interviewer. Although the main interview and hiring is done by someone else, they are sent to me for 10-15 minutes at the end since I'm the person they will directly be interfacing with. I always get a print out of their resume beforehand which I glance at during the interview..
Well today I had an interview and it went fine. At the end we got up and I told the woman that it was nice to meet her and we'd let her know. But, since the resume has absolutely no future use to me, I was absentmindedly ripping it up and throwing it in the trash in front of her as I said this. The look of horror on her face was tangible. It was only about 15 seconds after she walked out the door that I realized what I had done and how soul-crushing it must have felt!
So to poor interview woman I say now: "Sorry! You were actually a decent candidate!"
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